The truth about boys and dating
He had ripped muscles, so he looked like one of those short, heavyweight wrestlers from the movies. Here are 11 very real truths about dating a guy who is shorter than you. Him: “But babe, you look so sexy in high heels.”Me: “I know, but they’re so painful and annoying.”What you’re really thinking is, “F*ck no.
He wasn’t exactly shorter than me, but he had maaaaaaaybe an inch on me. There’s nothing wrong with dating a guy who’s shorter than you, but it does come with its difficulties. He’ll constantly ask you why you always wear flats.
When I say "short," I’m talking like 5’7" and under. He may have a beautiful face, killer abs and a stellar personality, but all you or anyone else can seem to focus on is that your boo is a tiny little munchkin.
For some reason, people think that you must be desperate for a boyfriend -- just because he's short. You just look so cute standing on that little ledge. ”You just can’t help wondering, “Is that suit jacket from the boys' section at Barney’s, or what? The issue is that he is already self-conscious about his petite stature. He talks loudly, makes crazy jokes and always wants to be the life of the party. Luckily, he has an amazing personality, because he spent so long making up for his height.
Still, when I met my first girlfriend in 2007, a ballerina who had recently moved from San Francisco, I was immediately taken aback by an overarching obsession with status and money.
She had a vision of the man she was going to marry: tall, dark, handsome, and a millionaire.
I mean, why else would you choose a guy "like that"? You don’t want him to know that you’ve spotted an uneven surface and intentionally placed yourself on the lower part to give him a few inches. Because I’m about 92 percent certain that is not a jacket made for an adult male.”Bonus points if you’ve looked at the tag. It definitely doesn’t help when you’re constantly making fun of him. The thing is, we don’t give the short guy enough credit.
It’s pretty f*cked that this is our reality, but there's no denying it. Minus points if the suit jacket really from the boy’s section. He tries harder, and he's funnier and nicer than the tall douchebags who don't put in the effort. He may not be society's "ideal" height, but he’s a good boyfriend -- and that’s what matters most.
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After all, as she put it, "dancers don't make a lot of money." I wasn't the guy that could spoon feed her, so it ended.